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Every Thursday, husband-and-wife duo Kat & Kyle Morck give the fancast treatment to a different television show. A television show that they've never seen before, and know nothing about. Shondaland? Campy sci-fi? K-drama? Wings? As long as we haven't seen it before, we'll fancast the hell out of it. It's like when you turn on a mid-season episode of a show you know nothing about and just revel in your own bafflement.

Episode 21: It's A Smallville After All - The Only Smallville Fancast

This week on softeyed superteens, Clark Kent makes a friend, learns about poetry, and asks an adult for help! It's no wonder...
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The Only Fancast, 08/11/2017, Duration: 46:43
Kyle Morck
Kyle Morck

This week, we watch a mid-season episode of Smallville for the first time. What do you think of this show about tiny superheroes?

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Episode 20: Teens: Do They Read? Can They Read? An Investigation - The Only Teen Literature Fancast

This week, we were initiated into the divine secrets of the YA YA sisterhood. Get it? Because YA stands for young adult, and we read part of a young adult novel, but then also what I said up there is the name of a movie. You get it. Anyway, we read some chapters from Apprentice: Book 2 of the Black Mage series. Podcasts about books are coming into vogue and we really wanted to get in there and chomp that flavor. I think we did A PRETTY GOOD JOB. Book: Apprentice - Book Two of the Black Mage Series Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 08/04/2017, Duration: 59:00

Episode 19: Kayfabe 2: Pig in the City - The Only Lucha Underground Fancast

This week Robert Rodriguez took us gently by the hands and led us down to The Temple, where Lucha Libre reigns supreme. We saw some good quality wrestlefolk do wrestlecrimes at each other until we became certified wrestlexperts. And we loved every minute of it. It's Lucha Underground! Show: Lucha Underground Season 1, Episode 22: "Mask Vs. Mask" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 07/26/2017, Duration: 41:56

Episode 18: Watch Me Witch, Now Watch Me Nae Nae - The Only Little Witch Academia Fancast

Little Witch Academia is a very good anime. I do not have time to write a description because I need to go watch more Little Witch Academia. Show: Little Witch Academia Season 1, Episode 6: "The Fountain" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 07/14/2017

Episode 17: Dance Dance Destitution - The Only They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Fancast

Yowza yowza yowza! This week we're expanding our horizons and becoming fans of a movie we've never seen. And still haven't seen. It's... difficult to explain. Take our hands and walk with us down the Santa Monica Pier. We're going on a journey together, and none of us will be quite the same when we return. Welcome to Dance Dance Destitution. Movie: They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 07/06/2017

Episode 16: Early Edition, Hot and Fresh Out the Kitchen - The Only Early Edition Fancast

In an age of digital media, it's important to remember the role that serious journalism plays in a free society. Print is dying, and with it, the bastions of creditable reporting are slowly decaying into obscurity. The influence of an ethical Fourth Estate provides essential checks and balances against an increasingly authoritarian government. As funding dries up and unscrupulous internet reporting flourishes, these institutions diminish in power. It's one of the great crises of our age. Anyway, this show is about Kyle Chandler getting newspapers from a magical cat! Show: Early Edition Season 3, Episode 23: "Blowing Up Is Hard To Do" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 06/23/2017

Episode 15: Sex, Lycanthropes, & Video Tapes - The Only Teen Wolf Fancast

Teen Wolf can't be tied down by your rules. Teen Wolf doesn't need to listen to teachers or parents because he's a rebel. Teen Wolf is gonna smoke weed under a bridge with his pack, Mom, and there's nothing you can do to stop him. The olds just don't get it, but we here at The Only Fancast do. Teens just wanna make dank memes, get followers on snapchat, and fight ancient demonic evils that threaten to engulf their home towns and jeopardize their lacrosse scholarships. We see you, Teen Wolf. And we understand. Show: Teen Wolf Season 502, Episode 7: "A Credible Threat" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 06/15/2017

Episode 14: Cookin' Up a Secure Financial Future with the Rock - The Only Ballers Fancast

I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a quality financial manager, I would call her. Back in 1995 Skee-Lo could only wish for these things, but twenty years later, HBO has made them a reality. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is here to grant your three wishes, Skee-Lo. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is here to heal America. It's Ballers. Show: Ballers Season 1, Episode 1: "Ballers" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 06/08/2017

Episode 13: Jughead, Shoulders, Knees & Toes (Knees & Toes) - The Only Riverdale Fancast

There's a new show on the CW, and wouldn't you know it, it's based on the adventures of everyone's favorite redheaded teen scamp, Archie Andrews! That's right, this icon of wholesome American teenhood is finally hitting the small screen. And don't we all need a dose of that innocent, hygienic optimism that Archie Comics is famous for? It's such a relief to know, in these troubled times, that not everything has to be all joyless and morbid. Sometimes a show can just be pure. Guileless. It's bubblegum and baseball games. Cherry-red Chevrolets. Drive-in movies. Nuclear families. We will all stay young forever and we'll never, ever die. Come with us down to the chock'lit shop, because it's time for Riverdale. Show: Riverdale Season 1, Episode 10: "The Lost Weekend" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 06/02/2017

Episode 12: Barney & Friends - The Only How I Met Your Mother Fancast

Hey, welcome to our cool neighborhood bar! Come meet our cool new neighborhood friends. They're some of America's most beloved stars; Dr. Horrible, Buffy's Friend, Mr. Sarah Marshall, and America's Nasty Dad. Oh, and there's also Ted. We don't really understand why he's here, but everyone else seems like they love him, so just play it cool. It's How I Met Your Mother! Show: How I Met Your Mother Season 4, Episode 19: "Murtaugh" Music: Drunkin Desert by LED (

The Only Fancast, 05/25/2017